Real Funny Horse Names (actually registered/raced or documented)

  1. Hoof Hearted (say it out loud… you’ll get it)

  2. Arrrrr (yep, the pirate horse)

  3. Panty Raid

  4. Odor in the Court

  5. Bofa Deez Nuts

  6. Maythehorsebewithu

  7. Whatamichoppedliver

  8. Ha Ha Ha (yes, repeated three times)

  9. DoReMiFaSoLaTiDo

  10. Pot8os (pronounced “Potatoes,” from the 1700s — legendary misspelling)

🤣 Made-Up Funny Horse Names (original, just for laughs)

  1. Neigh-sayer

  2. Mane Character

  3. Al Capony

  4. Sir Trot-a-Lot

  5. Moosetache (for a fuzzy-nosed one)

  6. Clip Clop Kardashian

  7. Stable Genius

  8. Sherbet the Turbot (nonsense but funny)

  9. Saddle Lightyear

  10. Giddy Up Buttercup